A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis
1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.
A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes
Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you
My best friend and the bestest dude on the planet. He is the best boyfriend and friend and has really good jokes.
KC: does satchel like party hats?
Me: of course he does! He’s a party boy!
Satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the UK.
This is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. You c
Can not use Satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. You can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items.
sam - I SATCHEL THE FRONT SEAT!
chris - I shot gun it!
Chris gets the seat.
sam - I satchel that girl ;)
Chris - I shot gun her!
sam gets the girl.
maisie - bagsy not closing the door
sam - satchel not closing it
chris - shot gun it.
sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.
A large, preferably navy green bag, used to transport large quantities of beer into the unsuspecting bathrooms of bars, restaurants, theaters, etc; where they are then to be chugged. Satchel is most commonly used among sketchy individuals; the less fortunate and/or college students. Tactic to save money.
Dude, you ready to satchel it up?