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School Lunch

the act of being to expensive for the quality of means.

Bro, your acting like your school lunch right now. Just like how i don't want to pay three dollars for a soggy chicken sandwich.

by Rlvers January 28, 2011

School Lunch

Noun• A delicious meal that was ruined by Michelle Obama.

Kid 1: I hate school lunch! It’s so healthy and ewww! Kid 2: I know! School Lunch sucks!

by animegirlblushesuwu November 27, 2019

School Lunch

Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food. Typically served: Pizza with too much sauce Frozen milk Fried Green Beans And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,

Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!

by 'Merica2 April 25, 2017

School Lunch

School Lunch is actualy a game that was devised back in the day at our lunch table. It works like this. 1. Run the the cafe, to get there before any one else. 2. get in line as fast as you can, before anyone else at your table can get there. 3. Once you have your food, pay in a timly fashen and then run back to your table. 4. Inhaile the food as fast as posible. 5. Don't finish last! In the event that you do infact finish last, you must take out everyones trash for the remainder of the lunch period. The next day, you are not allowed to take out the trash. In the event that you tie with some one, you must go mono e mono in a best 2-3 game of Rock, Paper, Sizers. The loser of that game must take out the trash.

Best game ever! Play with your friends!

by Tom P. February 08, 2005

School Lunch

A sad excuse for food in place of what really is poison to the students eating it

One way to KYS eat school lunch

by Jaquis Thomas April 04, 2017

School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.

Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch! Student: Fuck you and your lunch.

by LLXAMERAXLL October 09, 2022

School Lunch

You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.

Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE! Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.

by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020