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The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.
I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.
A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA. tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof. xB - A square with wheels. xA - A more round xB.
Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion! Man! His Scion is PIMP! Thats a snasty Scion!
The old reach around but on another dude...I know it's gross but true
That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it
A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.
Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge. Person 2: Is it a frigidaire? Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".
A new car company that is an offshoot of the Toyota/Lexus family. Cars are referred to as "boxes on wheels". They are actually fully customizable when you buy them and are quite inexpensive.