Country Dictionary

Highest of scoopee system, still an idiot

Chandan you are a scooper

That stupid plastic spoon with the sides cut out so that the noodles don’t fall out

“Ayyy ohhh Jimmy get the wop scooper I’m trying to plate these balls and sauce”

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.

I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.

Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.

Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”