Country Dictionary

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Scooter

"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.

I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.

by Will February 24, 2004

scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

by Kevinhm December 27, 2004

scooterers

little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.

by Spaztastic Derek March 01, 2004

scooter

Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!

by steve September 18, 2004

scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 05, 2002

Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

by DaBunny June 03, 2005

Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.