A fork of Rural Dictionary
A scrundle basically means a jumbled group of objects. Similar to scrundled, scrundingled, or any other variation you can think of. I use it as- Scrundle- a jumble of things Scrundled- mixed up/ messy, Can also be used in a situation where, in a Looney Tunes cartoon, a character would have stars circling around their head, or any funny mess up, such as tripping and falling on something small, but not getting hurt. Scrundingled- Messed up, jumbled, etc. Similar to Scrundled but more fancy. The two are pretty much interchangeable.
"Come check out this dragon's Scrundle of treasure!" "John Scrundled my puzzle, and now I have to start over!" "I got Scrundingled by that piece of ice which made me tumble through the snow!"
The dry, pulverized bits at the bottom of a chip bag, cereal box, or other packaged snack.
Alright this bag's done. Who wants the scrundle?
Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush. Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker. Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin. Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments. That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
A word used in place of curse words.
Oh scrundle-woogie!!! My toe!!