A fork of Rural Dictionary
The time of the month when you do not want to be swimming with Sharks
'Sorry I can't go swimming, it's Shark Week' 'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week' 'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'
A week during the summer in which Discovery Channel airs its annual "Shark Week" and everyone on earth pretends to watch it and makes sure that all of their friends know by plastering stupid shit (e.g. Facebook status updates) all over the Internet. Usually no one really knows when Shark Week is until it actually happens because no one really cares about sharks any other week of the year. An overhyped show that everyone just claims they watch to look cool in front of their friends.
Facebook Status Update: "Shark weekkkkkk ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥" "May the sharks be ever in your favor lol happy shark week 2012(:" "Shark Week starts @9pm. Cant miss it!!" "Oh, hey shark week!"
The week prior to menstruation in which a woman may experience extreme mood changes, cravings for chocolate, cramps and bloating.
Shark week is that one week of the month when my entire body rages against me and decides to attempt yet another mutiny. Ain't no mutiny like a shark week mutiny! My breasts ache. My ovaries feel as if a tiny angry troll is squeezing them. I’m bloated like a dead fish and as if by some cruel joke, it’s the one week of the entire month that my husband finds me completely sexually irresistible. Unfortunately for him, I am like a hybrid between a Praying Mantis and Black Widow spider. All I want to do is rip his head off and eat my young, not necessarily in that order.Pretty much, if you breathe you are in danger of incurring my bloody, hormonal rage and for some reason, I swear my teeth get bigger.
A week long television series about sharks. Their eating habits, how strong they are, how fast they can bite off your arm, leg, or rip you in half. They're fucking SHARKS. Watch it, and try to live every week like it's Shark Week.
"Did you just change the Channel?" "Yeah, it was some boring documentary." "Get the fuck out of my house. It's SHARK WEEK."
the week of the oh so dreaded menstral cycle or periods used in public by girls I need of tampons or pads the shark part is used because of the blood the week part is well it last a week
example 1 girl: (in a group of people) do you have stuff for shark week? other girl: yeah come with me boy: u wanna see my bate or something? example 2 girl: ugh it's shark week other girl: ugh I know boy: shark wee isn't till next month weirdo..?
Shark week - A term used by female to male trans individuals, in order to reduce dysphoria triggered by using the word period, as this is gendered to be a female experience.
Poor guy, he's going through shark week...
"Dude, it's shark week!" "I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"