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NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/antifreeze mix together. One may discover baby shit on one's dipstick after blowing a head gasket or wearing a hole in one's front cover. Termed because it resembles actually newborn baby fecal matter. May also be called a milkshake.

At first when I discovered the baby shit on my dipstick, I thought I blew my head gasket, but it turns out my timing chain bracket broke, over time allowing the timing chain to wear a hole in the front cover of my s13. I was angry and sad. I cried.

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.

"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."

when someone is so down bad and dirty and u just don't like them

hannah is baby shit

game types in halo 2, usually objective games, that are not fun to play or are stupid.

when some one in halo 2 has a bad host.

"why are we playing oddball on burial mounds, what is this baby shit."

"this is so laggy, this is a baby shit host"

when you barely shit out anything

i just had a baby shit it was just like a teaspoon of peanut butter

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".

My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.