A fork of Rural Dictionary
white birds that sit by cows and wait for them to shit then pick through it and eat it
Each cow has their own shit birds.
George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.
Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"
Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"
A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.
Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??
In a caste system, it is the absolute lowest type of person you can possibly be. Basically, you are dirt.
My uncle called me a shit bird
A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast
Total complete shit-bird is here.
Shit-bird needs to move his car.
A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.