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Shit Taco

A shit taco is when u get a cup of coffee and u think that it is going to taste good and then it tastes terrible.

This frozen carmel cappuccino from Dunkin' Dounuts tastes like a shit taco.

by FattyFattyBoBoLatty October 15, 2009

Dog Shit Taco

A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)

You can't make it to the big party??!?!? That's a Dog Shit Taco!

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Shit taco

When you shit in a taco shell and your partner eats it before you have sex

Shit taco's aren't for the faint of heart.

by Mysinkwaterisnotpregnant November 27, 2015

dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

by Zack Harrison November 19, 2007

Shit Taco

It is where you spread her ass cheeks and shit in between them

Your mom asked for lunch in bed and gave her a Shit Taco

by Matt, Zach November 12, 2007

taco shits

The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.

Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.

by The Man With the Plan February 08, 2005

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch. JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits? BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 02, 2009