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shlink

Shit Licking Dink, someone who s a shitface, that likes licking dinks... dinks are fun, also known as ; cock, slong, weiner, johnson, peter, dick, tool, joystick, broomhandle, doodle, wood, pickle, rusty,tuba, and most commonly known as the PENIS...

"Laura you are such a shlink"

by Adrura February 28, 2008

shlink cheese

To produce methane gasses from one's posterier. To flatulate. usually smells of gouda.

Hey jenna... shlink cheese.

by Amanda December 01, 2004

Shlink

Another word for friend. synonyms: homie, slime, dawg. Shlink is a term referring to a close friendship with someone you do Gang related activities

What up shlink? Yo I was talking to my shlink yesterday and he said that he copped an ounce of weed for the weekend

by NJU ON GANG October 19, 2018

shlink

a childhood game that turned into a meme. if you are bad at shlinking it is shameful

Hey! let’s go play shlink

by hjjajajahhs January 08, 2020

Shlink

A penis that is covered in warts and gross looking.

Ew that guy Tyler has such a shlink, it hurts to look at!

by CoolRanchLover16 January 06, 2024

Shlink

A substitute for ‘fucker’, ‘bitch’, etc.

Someone: “Pulls A Dick Move.”
You: “You fucking Shlink!”

by Tenzei March 20, 2020