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1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.Gross whore

Did you see that shlop that just walked passed? She had to weigh damn near 400 pounds!

That bitch is such a shlop, she fucked everyone at my lunch table!

Gettn ur lil D wet.

I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

The act of being drunk and stupid

Is there gonna be beer at the party? Because I want to get so shlops tonight

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump

Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.