Country Dictionary

To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.

His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.

To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.

one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.

llama, alpacker, shmuel.

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.

(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt

Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel