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shopaholic

The illusion that shopping is life. This phenominon is usually experienced by losers who must amuse themselves with material possessions.

Women are often stereotyped as materialistic shopaholics who live to serve men and pick out shoes.

by CrimsonBlues January 05, 2005

shopaholic

Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.

Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item

Kill someone if is necessary

And the crazy list continued..

Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.

by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009

shopaholic

someone who looks at urban outfitters too much

Wow, sophie is such a shopaholic

by some crazy guy January 19, 2006

shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.

1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.

by Sinned383 November 27, 2009

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

E-shopaholic

Somebody who spends an absolutely inordinate amount of time surfing the internet to buy things, usually collectibles or household items they don't need. At all.

Some e-shopaholics are known to invest in a useful product then buy everything associated with it, but in either case they often come close to bankrupting themselves.

John: Honey, where did all your money go this month?

Jane: I spent it all on the internet.

John: Oh dear lord, you're an e-shopaholic!

by HarlequinDM October 10, 2010