Country Dictionary

A localised method of smoking cannabis, generally favoured by the chav drop-outs of south Somerset, however it can be found in many stoner circles due to its cost-effectiveness.

The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.

The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.

This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.

Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.

"its 4 a.m, i've ingested far too much amphetamine, there is only one thing which could deliver me to the land of drowsiness. time for a shottie"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"

1) Short for "shotgun".
2) The front passenger seat in a vehicle, also short for "shotgun".

A bong done in one large toke that fills the entire chamber with smoke then pulls the burning mix/cannabis down the pipe and into the water. As this happens the continued inhalation and release in pressure draws the smoke up into the lungs at speed - resulting in an intense high.

"this is my ninth shotty!"
"can i rob a shotty off you?"

1 - a technique in smoking where one person puts the side of the blunt with the ashes in his or her mouth and blows out, while the other person sucks in all of the smoke. also refferred to as : shotgun, gunnie, gun.
2 - when you take a hit from a blunt, and then lace your fingers (kind of like holding hands) with another smoker up to both of your mouths. you blow, and they suck. it's just an easier way of the first one.
3 - claiming the front seat of a car. usually reffered to as 'shotgun'.

1 & 2 - " Give Me a Shottie, Man! "
3 - " I call shottie! "

When someone punts the burning end of a blunt or joint into their mouth and blows into your mouth...you get a huge hit.

Yo, give me a shotty, bitch.

claiming a something in advance.

Slang for shotgun

"Shotty on the front seat!"

being of poor quality or sketchy origin.

That eyler character is shotty.
That was a shotty attempt at fixing the computer.
The president is doing a shotty job.