A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a sexual maneuver was made popular in Baltimore, at fetish house parties. One person kneels on a pool table on all four, while a second person works the thick end of a pool stick in their ass like a dildo. After getting off the person on all four a couple times, things are "loosened up there." The second person then gets up on the pool table, laying on their back, they slide between the legs of the person on all four (from behind). The person on all four then takes a shit in their mouth.
We watched that freaky guy get a "Shayna in the side pocket" from a tranny in the pool room at the house party.
While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket. Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!" "Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off" "Thanks, Mom!" "I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!" "Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn." "Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?" "Nah, yo." "Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!" "Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her." "What a prude!"
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach. For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD. Doc: Ok, please remove your pants. Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!! Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!