A fork of Rural Dictionary
a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)
Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.
One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest
"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."
the aftermath of a mosquito biting you!!!
i just got a crazy skeeter on my arm!!!
A promiscuous female who sleeps around with many men and enjoys getting skeet in her face, breast, anus, and lower back. Also enjoys giving fellatio.
"Becky slept with everyone in school."
She's definitetly a skeeter. She loves the taste of skeet.
The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.
"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"
"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"