A fork of Rural Dictionary
an insturment that many people enjoy playing. Combine with a tromboner and a sexaphone and you will have the best band in the land.
your grandma plays the skin flute like a pro
A "skin flute" is a lesser known euphemism for a "penis." Use of the term "skin flute" is the mark of an obviously hip, knowledgeable individual.
Tom: Dude, that chick totally plays the skin flute.
Dave: And doesn't miss a single beat!
Tom: ..yeah....
a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat
i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute
a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it
Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"
also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
The elongated appendage that projects from a man's body between his loins.
Dude, did Coach Callaghan's skin flute rip open your ass like it did mine the other night?
<noun> The penis of a homo sapien
"when emily played the skin flute, she really charmed my snake!"