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Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.
After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.
Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.
The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.