A fork of Rural Dictionary
In an MMO refers to a noob who attempts to use their female character to make male characters do something for them.
More often than not the "female" is actually a guy who has failed at life, now hoping to get somewhere by being a slut in game.
sloobs often offer sexual services for in game items, even though it is clearly impossible to have sex with someone as a virtual character.
Female Character: Your so hot
Male Character: Ok....
Female Character: Could you give me some money and ill go out with you?
Male Character: Your a filthy Sloob!
Sloob is the worst of all four letter words, which is why it has five letters.
Sloob is short for sloobadial.
To call a white male a sloob or sloobadial, is equal to calling a woman a c***, or a person of african descent a honky or cracker.
White men use it as a term of endurment to each other.
You're a stupid sloobadail; Sloob you!;
A large chested prom-goer usually displaying her huge watermelons in a corset-like quinceñera dress.
"BOOB SLOOB"!
when someone light's a cigarette in there ass-hole and puffs the smoke out there mouth
Bella: What are you doing today?
Steve: I'm going to go sloobings with my friends
V.
To go driving with the windows down after smoking pot.
We were so blazed that we went sloobing for an hour.
Sloob has no real meaning. It could mean "God" or "Bitch" or "Cum" depending on how you phrase it.
Past tense: Sloopt
Present tense: Sloobing
Future tense: Finna sloob; shall sloob
(You cannot substitute "finna" or "shall" with "gonna," "going to," or "will." Otherwise you are not a true sloob and will go to Sloob).
What's up my sloob? I'm finna sloob and I'll meet you at the Sloob when I'm done sloobing.