A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.
Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
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1) omg. ur such a smart ass!!!
2) i no, but thats better than a dumb ass
an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is
Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.
some one who has a smart ass comment about evety single goddamn thing
1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes
2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u
1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"
2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.
someone who thinks they are always right, and has illusions of grandeur..ie thinking themselves a member of royalty. ie..sad muppet.
royal u smart ass