A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.
To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.
Don't say that joke while Jerry is hitting it, or he will smeeze.
Dude you smeezed!
possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.
"Have you met Patrick Fagerty?"
"Yeah, he's weird. I think he's a smeeze."
A girl with no respect for herself.
That bitch is a shameless Smeeze. A complete smut