A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).
That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.
Being a weird person or doing weird things
Why are you smoking dick bro
To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.
"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.
They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.
Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.
After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.