A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.
M: What’s that?
E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.
Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.