A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets! Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.
"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!
A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going. Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.
Breaking off a poo in half, when it's still half in your butt.
"Snap it off, the bus is coming"