A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ruffe (also known as pope), a small fish found in UK rivers including the Thames. Generally disliked for their ability to swallow a baited hook to the depth that it gets stuck somewhere near their arsehole, their spiky fins and their unattractive appearance.
Bugger, I've just caught another snotty.
A drink consisting of a shot of vodka in a cup of Neo Citran. Doesn't make your cold go away any faster, but makes waiting it out a lot more pleasant.
I feel like total shit. I just want to curl up in front of the TV with a hot snotty.
A horrible and truly undesirable individual who is as filthy as unpleasant and is in general a nightmare to be around. At home with the scummiest of the scum in the dregs of the society, it would definitely be best for one to avoid and disassociate themselves from the snotty cunt.
"look at that snotty cunt shitting in my letterbox"
Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!
When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.
That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.