A fork of Rural Dictionary
To repeatedly refer to the phallus in unrelated subject matters. While conversing about one subject the person brings up the subject of the penis.
Joe: Hey Mike, boy did I have a hard day at work today.
Todd: But I bet it wasn't as hard as my weiner was last night.
Mike: Wow....Todd made another Snyderism.
To ruin someone's plans by intervention or lack of follow-through.
He volunteered to drive us the movie, but he showed up late so he totally snydered us.
What my gay-ass english teacher says whenever she makes a gay-ass comment about a gay-ass book... she should die.
Me: "Hey, mrs snyder, fuck you!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"
To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.
Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?
Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.
Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??
A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.