A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order! Stop softcocking and down that pint!
A half-baked nancy boy/girl who can't keep up with the rest of the crew but purports to be able to.
Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.
When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
Waiter: "what would you like sir?" Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."
Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
Someone who doesn't show up to a music video in their own suburb.
he didn't show up to a music video? what a softcock
Acting like will abbot Do u want a rona? Nah I’m a softcock