A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!
1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!
When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.
We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!
The female version of a "Tool"
Mike: Yeah, Jenny thinks she's all that"
Tim: She's definitely a fuckin' spatula dude"
(Also called flip phone) a man makes a curve of his thumb and middle finger, jamming them into the anus and vagina of a girl and then forcibly flipping her over by this hold. Usually in preparation of unwanted anal or doggy style sex.
Aj: Last night was amazing dude. mike: what happened with you and ginger dude? aj: i totally spatula'd That slut bag! logan: shit you have her a fat flip phone eh? aj: ya then i suprised her with some gross butt sex and a shit covered houdini! aj's father: good god son! ill nub you if you touch her gross infected ass again.
A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.
Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!