A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot
2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.
3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..
speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.
The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.
One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.
I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump
What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body
You: shoot what was that we drove over
Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....
An interference during sexual intercourse
"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"