A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sponge cake made using splooge
How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?
To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
boo ya! cunt insult
or
genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"
or
doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.
My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.
Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
The alternative of "cool", or either "great"
"Wow this food is so Splonge!"