Country Dictionary

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!

splong splong splong splong

splong!!!! splong!!!!

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"

"Wow this food is so Splonge!"