A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mix between a squirrel and a whale. Someone who has a squirrel face on a whale body. Usually a big bitch.
Douche: your a shitty ass friend
Pro: Whatever SQUALE !
An animal who is half squid and half whale. They are very gentle characters, but tend to be shy. Once a squale becomes familiar with whom they are around, they become quite friendly. Squales are known to look like humans to those that do not believe in them, and are very rare. There is some notion that squales belong to a secret society.
Brian, the squale loves Darka the Darka, and Taisa the Frenchie, but feels that Darka the Darka does not believe in Brian the squale
1. The feeling you get when your so hungover that if you stand too upright you will Puke but if you lean too far forward you will shit your ass. So you Walk around all day using baby steps and stoping every so often not to breathe but just to "Exhale". While Leaning over just enough so you wont Crop Dust wherever you happen to be.
2. The actual Act of Projectile Puking and Explosive Shitting at the same time as a result of excessive alcohol consumption.
3. Green Power-aid / White Grape Power-aid
Example 1. Dude, Slow Down Your walking to fast... I might fucking Squal whats your rush.
Example 2. Duuuuude... I Squaled ALLLLL Over the Scuz Last Night and got the boot. Fer Fuck Sakes.
Example 3. Hey? Have you Ever Had White Squal? "No dude I Haven't Squaled my ass since Hulak's Beer Night? Why?". I ment the White Power-aid you Adian.
It is just a bad squad; so a group of people who do not get along together, or you can use it ironically so you can say that you and your friends are a squal if you have that kind of relationship where you constantly make fun of each other.
"I never would have thought that that group of people would hang out together."
"Ya, they're such a squal."
The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.
"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"