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squarehead

1. In the 'olden days,' some Scandinavians were condidered -- by some Americans of the time -- as beleiving what was told them, being rather naive in worldly matters and being somewhat easily conned and deceived -- and consequently, were occasionally referred to as 'squareheads.' 2. A late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants to North America.

Used a coupla times in that great 1980 film. "The Long Riders" by Randy Quaid's character, Clell Miller, "damn squareheads," when referring to Minnesotans.

by RC135M October 24, 2010

squarehead

Most Germanic types: another synonym for Kraut; Another Hated nationality.

by J.M. Reiter June 21, 2003

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!" "You're fuckin stupid man." "Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 17, 2004

squarehead

a person who is extremely cheap. Often of Germanic or Eastern European descent. Behaviours often include pack-rat stockpiling of useless items, refusal to throw things out, and salvaging things from the garbage.

My mom is such a squarehead. She won't let me throw anything out.

by BSKM February 17, 2009

squarehead

a boy who likes melody and is a gameaddict

Chris is such a lame squarehead.

by law345 March 19, 2009

squarehead

a shape of head, which ressembles a cubee. has to buy specific shaped tops, to be able to fit over their heads. also they have sqaure bollocks, and a square bellend, and often have a pindick.

you've got a squarehead. like ryan has.

by simonnnnnnsayss. March 11, 2009

squarehead

A fat irritating twat with a head shaped like a cardboard box. Squareheads often only have one bollock.

You are a fat one balled squarehead

by Mr Plums November 29, 2007