A fork of Rural Dictionary
to slide into a situation silently and to everyone's surprise.
Ricky: I was fucking my girl Chloe when Max just squipped her way into the room. Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!! Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.
a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool
a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims
(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.
"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."
a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.
Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong." Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?" Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.
"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."
IT'S FROM JAPAAAAANNNN IT'S A GRAY OBLONG PILL QUANTUM NANO-TECHNOLOGY CPU THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO IT'S PRE-PROGRAMMED IT'S AMAZING SPEAKS TO YOU DIRECTLY YOU BEHAVE AS IT'S APPRAISING HELPS YOU ACT CORRECTLY HELPS YOU TO BE COOOL IT HELLLPSSS YOOOOUU RUUUUUUULLLE
Rich: No longer a drip when you got in your grip! A squip! A squip! A squippppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPP