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Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance. Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!" Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 19, 2010

Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 08, 2011

Stallone

1) Popular movie star, who became famous with rambo. 2) (to pull a) To sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and cocklash them vigorously, causing surprise.

"Burt was so drunk, it was easy to pull a Stallone on him"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

stallone

The act of a woman shitting on a glass table while their parner lays underneath them and punches the clown to this beautiful sight

that guy got stalloned yo!

by clownpunch October 08, 2006

stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

by Supermarioo December 27, 2006

Stallone

A player in halo that runs out on his own without consulting his teammates.

St Ides Swilla-"goddamnit johnson, quit running out and being such a stallone" Burkhartz-"Where was my goddamn coverfire"

by Nate734 January 27, 2008

Stallone

(verb) - To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will - To do something that stalone might have once done

I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stallone that orange juice.

by pcaponerit December 29, 2005