A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
The place that sells shit coffee and milkshakes
Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
Britney: Omg wanna go to Starbucks? Tiffany: omggg yessss Clarissa: I'm gonna get a double venti double shot nespresso iced coffee latte, extra cream no sugar, deep hot blend, roasted, extra hops, nespressalate double cream wipped.
chain of coffee houses serving delicious coffee and baked goods. drinks come in 3 sizes: venti, tall, & grande. founder of the frappucino.
Sarah when you go to Starbucks could you bring me back a venti Java Chip Frap?
Starbucks is a very successful chain of coffee shops around the world. The first Starbucks was privately owned in Seattle, Washington, America and it was also named after a Moby Dick character 'Starbuck'. Starbucks created the 'Frappuchino' which is blended ice with a choice of most variety of their coffee's. In my opinion, Starbucks is one of the best tasting coffee in the world and the best quality. Starbucks are located in most areas, like two on a street...or more... which is good because theyre easy to get when in a hurry. Starbucks coffee shops are a nice relaxed environment, great to sit and discuss things and to just have coffee and relax. People who diss Starbucks and say they have awful coffee, which in fact it is just the persons taste in coffee. Not Starbucks. Starbucks put their time and effort into the coffee they produce to ensure it IS the best they can offer which is the best. These people who dislike them must be used to coffee shops that don't even serve coffee, probarbly just heaps of flavouring and tons of sugar and syrup. Starbucks is real coffee, so nerrr.
Larry and Pete are in a hurry to work and they are looking for a coffee shop. Pete: We need some coffee, where can we go? Larry (still half asleep): Huh? Oh I dunno... Pete: How bout we go to the local diner? Larry: Nah, thats like over the hill, its too far Pete: Well where? Quick we need to get to work! Larry: STARBUCKS!!! Pete: Where? Larry: The one on the corner! Pete: No, hang on theres one right here Larry: What? The one across the street? Pete: No. The one HERE *both walk into Starbucks* Pete: Yay Larry: Meh... Larry: *takes sip from his Venti Frapp* Larry: YEY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hey Pete, didn't see you there! Pete: Okay? Larry: Mornin, I remember what I was going to do today! Pete: Good to see you're awake! Larry: I have my Starbucks, Pete. Of course I'm awake. *both get to work in time, happy and with their Starbucks to get them through the day*
A Posh, upscale, trendy, pretentious coffee shop franchaise hell-bent on putting their more sincere competitors (like Dunkin' Donuts) out of business with their "designer" coffee and latte blends that are merely an ultra-sweetened and enriched concoction of Maxwell House, liquid shit and rat semen. They are mostly frequented by snotty, cardigan-wearing yuppie cocksuckers, corporate scumbags in three-piece suits and working class drones who think paying $4.00 for a cup of coffee makes them more successful and important.
FIREMAN: Oh, sir...sir! The World Trade Center has just collapsed and many survivors need help! Do you have any water you can spare? STARBUCKS VENDOR: Sure. I have some bottled water over here you can have... for 300 bucks a bottle! Heh heh heh! FIREMAN: You heartless slug... fuck you!