A fork of Rural Dictionary
A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.
When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"
My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!
When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.
"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."
When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.
Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave
when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face
Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.
Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.
To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.
My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.