A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee. 2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.
1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer. 2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.
I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.
When one takes a dump on ones own chest.
Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.
This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.
My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.