A fork of Rural Dictionary
Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.
Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.
The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.