Country Dictionary

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stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 09, 2006

Stitches

what snitches get

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole? Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.

by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018

stitch

awesome, cool, hip, trendy

Those boots she has on are stitch!

by dakotta December 19, 2004

Stitch

1. a TV and movie character 2. a beautiful hot gurl also by the name of elise

1. from the movie and TV show lilo and stitch 2. heya stitch, how r u doing today?

by Elise April 14, 2005

Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

by syniconthetrack May 02, 2015

Stitches

A combined word for stupid bitches

Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

by Anthony and Stritt May 13, 2005

Stitch

cute cuddly alien that can kill you.

stitch is scary.

by .....................qr January 28, 2017