A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.
The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.
John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.
Mike: Will is such a stomach.
Light petting performed with the hands and fingers on someone else's stomach.
Eric was stomaching Sidney.
Stomaching is okay, right?
Having to deal with coworkers and business associates that you would really rather not have to unless you were dead or your life depended on it.
The conference call today was barely stomachable that I had with Tony, Art & John.
The worst word in the human language I hate it with a passion. The word stomach would kick your dog
Person 1:” did you hear the word stomach eats babies”
Person 2:” omg really “
The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.