A fork of Rural Dictionary
A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis
"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"
When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.
When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.
an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"
Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."
Person 1: "Oh touche."
getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.
Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner
a girl who prefer to bone stoners.
Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.
When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.
"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.