A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.
I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.
When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.
Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!
Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere. The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls. Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar. 2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. I want some strawberry shortcake! 2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...
When you eat a girl out with her period.
Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.
A broke bitch. Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.
After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked