A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.
Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.
A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.
Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"
Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."
German origin
Having a fit, when someone is whinnying or complaining.
Aaron is always strumping when he has to go to work.
strump strumpin