A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.
Friend: I thought you liked cheese. Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese! Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you. Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!
The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.
WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF
Some one who is made fun of and called names like nazi for being German. Even if one of their great grandparents was born in Poland.
He was George Stumpfed at school.