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substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.

by Benjamism January 25, 2008

substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

by lmao April 10, 2005

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 06, 2020

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 21, 2009

the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".

Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

by bisssss April 03, 2019

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 05, 2009