Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me Janet: that sucks monkeys balls John: I lost my job Jack: that sucks monkeys balls that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.

That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

by JustWrong June 29, 2012

Suck A Monkey

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

by Coleylalala11 September 01, 2010

suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

by brady and prez June 23, 2006

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005