A fork of Rural Dictionary
Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.
No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.
Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.
"The sun is going to kill us!" "Billy! Run!" *gets fried* "NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!" "He forgot his sunscreen." "Damn."
british tabloid paper known for sexism and reactionary right wing opnions. lies to readers at least once in the past (iv'e read the article im citing myself and i know their lying) and tandancy to focus on irrelevant celebraty gossip
advert: "the sun: we love it" individual:"do i fuck"
Oh look the sun is there no Louis Tomlinson is not there
A deadly laser.
Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER