A fork of Rural Dictionary
Has the same concept as surround sound and basically gives you the effect of actually being there part-taking in actual sex. This requires three (3) or more beds in one room arranged either horizontally or vertically. Surround sex can only be achieved when both roommates in the outer beds are having sex but the one (or more then one) roommate in the middle isn't having sex. Hence the effect of surround sex as he is both surrounded by the sound in at least stereo and the creaking of beds so it gives the impression to the one roommate experiencing this surround sex, that he/she is actually having sex but sadly they are not. Optional and creepy: The one roommate in the middle not having sex can masturbate to make his surround sex experience more realistic.
Lets say your roommates name is Mike. "Hey Mike how was that surround sex last night?" "Oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of Surround Sex made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. It was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion." "Sure. creepy... glad you don't mind though"
when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions
guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.
A surround pound is when you have sex with one person, then someone different and finish off the day by having sex with person number one once again in the same day.
I woke up this morning and had sex with my gf before heading off to work. Once I got to work, the ex GF wanted to have lunch at her place which meant a nooner. Once I got home from work, my gf called and came over where we had sex once more to round out a perfect surround pound for the day.
The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.
Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.
Surround Pound -noun. 1. Pleasure-saturated intercourse, wherein the receiving buttocks, or badonkadonk, is so prodigious as to encompass the sender's anterior torso.
E.g. "Dude, I met this girl with such a fat ass. . . Total surround pound material." "Found you Miss New Booty! Damn, shorty can get a surround pound." "Look at that ass. . . ." "Yeah, she could probably give you a surround pound."
When 5 or more guys stand around a girl and fart in her face while she masturbates, or 5 girls queef while a man masturbates. This also applies to guy on guy and girl on girl action.
I was in the middle of a surround sound last night and when the last guy farted I came so hard.
1. A facetious term used in relation to a grand national knob jockey or more specifically a collection said jockeys. 2. When in the company of a grate bunch a lads one can say they are surrounded by soundness.
1. Hank: Your man is Rale Sound ha Harry? Harry: Ah sthop he's Surround Sound. 2. Hank: There's a grate bunch a lads in here, eh? Harry: Ara shtop would ya Hankeen, tis Surround Sound.